Conservative Couple's Soaking Adventure Ends in Taboo Creampie Surprise

Are you ready?
Just listen, me and Elijah, we've been committed for a long time.
I mean, we go to church every Sunday and we go to the temple at least once a month.
I mean, we volunteer with the youth and we plan to marry after college.
But we've been really struggling, staying virtuous.
Yeah, um...
I'm watching things online that I probably shouldn't be.
Yeah.
I don't know what to say.
I think we have a solution.
Yeah.
It's a legitimate loophole,
and we cleared it with Brother David.
Okay, what do you want me to do about it?
I can explain it to you.
Um, so it's, it's called soaking.
It's where--
It's when you do it without moving.
I'm sorry, what?
A man will--
Yeah, it's when a man inserts his penis in a woman,
you know, to express his love
without actually penetrating her.
False prophets, I mean,
it's exactly what they're talking about,
acting on vulnerability.
It's a legitimate loophole, though, right?
It's a loophole, Clara.
We cleared it with Brother David.
Yeah, Brother David, he always gives us good advice.
Okay, so what do you need from me to stand guard?
No, we, um, we need you to help us, like, move.
Stop being shy and tell me what's going on.
No, I'm, we can't move.
Let me tell you, look.
So, we're gonna be, I'm gonna put an insert,
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